Public relations specialists from around the world are rejoicing as Hollywood finally releases a motion picture that speaks directly to their plight. Box office sales have been lower than expected, largely because the film’s studio failed to issue a press release.

“We make up quotes for press releases all the time,” says John Q. Walrustitty, President and CEO of Microperfusion Films. “How we forgot to do it this time is beyond me.”

Source: Micro Persuasion
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