While Dawn and Drew were in the back room doing lord-knows-what to their poor microphones, the Podshow command crew were recruiting programmers – hamsters from a planet near Mars.

These hamsters had never dealt with Earth-based RSS feeds before, causing nothing but problems when the new Podshow service launched yesterday. Podcasters cried foul, as their feeds were rewritten with new data and namespace elements such as “BloodType,” “BirthWeight,” and “Virgin.” Moreover, every Virgin element was automatically toggled to “yes,” thereby forcing thousands of podcasters to run out and prove the world wrong.

Some podcasters were so enraged, they actually mated with the hamsters themselves! After that, the Copyright rewrite seemed less important than it actually was. The hamsters have since been deported.

Source: PodShow
Domain: VirginPodcaster.com

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