Jarvis Unravels Media Continuum
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Oh, the humanity! In a single day, we have lost some of the world’s most influential media bloggers - including Boob Cox, Matthew Hurts, Teary Heaton, Dang Gillmor, and the irrepressible Jeff Jarvis. This virtual plane crash was caused by Jeff a few months ago, proclaiming that the blogosphere doesn’t exist.
Well, it took a while - but the afterworld press finally caught up with the Jarvis proclamation. Upon reading the news, God (himself) destroyed all code for blog platforms the world over - leaving users to fend for themselves in vi (a visual line editor crafted by Lucifer in the third century).
The masses revolted against Jarvis and his cronies, slaughtering them and leaving their Web sites permanently “under construction.” Our favorite new media personalities left behind them a legacy of criticism, integrity, and slew of poorly-targeted AdSense banners.
The (un)Associated Press was able to snap this photo for our story - which has already run in Earth on Hell, The Lost Angels Times, and USA Today (which nobody reads on the other side, either).
Source: BuzzMachine
Domain: Jarvisphere.com
11 Comments
Those Bastards
July 10th, 2006
at 2:01am
My blog didn’t even get a notice when I complained about Apple’s lousy customer service.
Bleah.
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July 10th, 2006
at 5:29am
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July 11th, 2006
at 7:52am
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August 30th, 2006
at 3:15pm
The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!� I have no idea why I thought of that quote. Jarvis Unravels Media Continuum There is no spoon. Oh, and jarvisphere is still availible. Google CEO on click fraud: ‘let it happen’ is perfect economic solution Please, sir, if you would let ME in on some of that mad_fraud_money?
Elisabeth
September 4th, 2006
at 5:43pm
“Boob” Cox, that’s one helluva funny name. It’s a veritable story unto itself!
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November 18th, 2006
at 3:46am
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Brown Shirt
June 13th, 2007
at 7:28pm
Heh….
Boob Cox…
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June 1st, 2008
at 6:06am
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June 1st, 2008
at 6:06am
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June 29th, 2008
at 4:05am
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