Jarvis Unravels Media Continuum

Jeff Jarvis in Hell
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Oh, the humanity! In a single day, we have lost some of the world’s most influential media bloggers - including Boob Cox, Matthew Hurts, Teary Heaton, Dang Gillmor, and the irrepressible Jeff Jarvis. This virtual plane crash was caused by Jeff a few months ago, proclaiming that the blogosphere doesn’t exist.

Well, it took a while - but the afterworld press finally caught up with the Jarvis proclamation. Upon reading the news, God (himself) destroyed all code for blog platforms the world over - leaving users to fend for themselves in vi (a visual line editor crafted by Lucifer in the third century).

The masses revolted against Jarvis and his cronies, slaughtering them and leaving their Web sites permanently “under construction.” Our favorite new media personalities left behind them a legacy of criticism, integrity, and slew of poorly-targeted AdSense banners.

The (un)Associated Press was able to snap this photo for our story - which has already run in Earth on Hell, The Lost Angels Times, and USA Today (which nobody reads on the other side, either).

Source: BuzzMachine
Domain: Jarvisphere.com

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  1. 6 Comment(s)

  2. By Those Bastards on Jul 10, 2006 | Reply

    My blog didn’t even get a notice when I complained about Apple’s lousy customer service.

    Bleah.

  3. By Elisabeth on Sep 4, 2006 | Reply

    “Boob” Cox, that’s one helluva funny name. It’s a veritable story unto itself!

  4. By Brown Shirt on Jun 13, 2007 | Reply

    Heh….

    Boob Cox…

  5. By Google Site Ekle on Jun 1, 2008 | Reply

    thanks blaugh

  6. By Kral TV on Jun 1, 2008 | Reply

    I LOVİNG :)

  7. By Cat on Jun 29, 2008 | Reply

    hahah Awesome!

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