Oh, the humanity! In a single day, we have lost some of the world’s most influential media bloggers – including Boob Cox, Matthew Hurts, Teary Heaton, Dang Gillmor, and the irrepressible Jeff Jarvis. This virtual plane crash was caused by Jeff a few months ago, proclaiming that the blogosphere doesn’t exist.

Well, it took a while – but the afterworld press finally caught up with the Jarvis proclamation. Upon reading the news, God (himself) destroyed all code for blog platforms the world over – leaving users to fend for themselves in vi (a visual line editor crafted by Lucifer in the third century).

The masses revolted against Jarvis and his cronies, slaughtering them and leaving their Web sites permanently “under construction.” Our favorite new media personalities left behind them a legacy of criticism, integrity, and slew of poorly-targeted AdSense banners.

The (un)Associated Press was able to snap this photo for our story – which has already run in Earth on Hell, The Lost Angels Times, and USA Today (which nobody reads on the other side, either).

Source: BuzzMachine
Domain: Jarvisphere.com