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Apple iDontcare

By Fitz on July 19th, 2006
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From Thank Sucrets, a Steve Jobs fan site, comes news of a revolutionary service: Apple iDontcare. With this offering, users will finally be able to rent commercials through the iTunes Music store.

Instead of being forced to skip free commercials at home with a confusing remote control, iPod owners can now pay to borrow commercials and skip them with their friendly click wheel instead. This action has been heralded by experts as “a paradigm shift” in the way people are able to waste their money.

Apple has already filed a lawsuit against Thank Sucrets, claiming that Steve Jobs was deprived of the wind for his $90m yacht (due to the leak). iDontcare will continue to roll out at Apple’s WWDC, otherwise known as the “What Will Developers Chew?” conference.

Source: Apple
Domain: ThankSucrets.com

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Comments

  • I heard ipods are going to be locked soon to only play songs from Steve Jobs playlist of songs... haha.
  • This is pretty lame and not real funny. Better luck next time.
  • iPod owners can now pay to borrow commercials
  • bayanlarlasohbet
  • Cat
    That made me lol =)
  • Apple still rocks..
  • Dizzledorf
    Agreed. Not funny at all. Just came here tho, hopefully some of the older stuff elicits at least a smirk.
  • Deeps Timil
    This is pretty lame and not real funny. Better luck next time.
  • petr
    You forgot to mention the best part! If you deliberately or accidentally hit the play button, all controls are locked out (including reset) until the commercial playlist is exhausted i.g. with 20 commercials in your playlist it will probably take at least 10 minutes before you can play something else (unless the battery dies out). This feature is called Bundled Benefaction and was patented by Apple in 2004.
  • G Money
    Sounds like someone has a case of "i-envy". You must be a PC user... or an equal opportunity offender?
  • Yachts are so "Ellison"... Maybe new seat covers for the Gulfstream 5 or a Juiceman for the Mile High Juice Bar...
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