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Conspiracy theorists are atwitter with the news that Dave Winer will be stepping away from the blogosphere in a mere matter of months. Some groups claim that Dave wants to live out the REST of his days making SOAP in Montana, while others feel that Dave (himself) is an alien and will soon be flying back to his home planet, Skroob.
Thousands of online hate groups have issued letters of resignation, finding their purpose to exist “completely nullified” by Dave’s decision. And what will happen with Scripting.com? It will become a live outline of Winer’s impending screenplay, some say. Close friends organized an intervention, but none of them could tear themselves away from their respective news aggregators in time to actually confront Dave.
Other Winer conspiracies include (but are not necessarily limited to) Dave: being pregnant and full-term not long after his retirement begins; wanting to shave his beard without causing other bloggers to grow theirs out of spite; hoping to become the world’s first software developer to enter [and win] the Iditarod.
Source: Scripting News
Domain: DaveWinery.com
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33 Comments
King Bastard
July 28th, 2006
at 1:26pm
At least we have a countdown clock. We’re going to throw a party!
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July 29th, 2006
at 5:59am
Friday funnies - via bLaugh.com: What will Dave Winer do after he quits blogging? Or, as we ask around here, “What Will Dave Do?” WWDD? One prediction: It won’t involve moving to Nashville for a
anon
July 29th, 2006
at 11:34am
My vote goes for Wal-Mart greeter.
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July 29th, 2006
at 3:33pm
Friday funnies - via bLaugh.com: What will Dave Winer do after he quits blogging? Or, as we ask around here, “What Will Dave Do?” WWDD? One prediction: It won’t involve moving to Nashville for a singing career ; ) . [IMG Dave Winer Reduction] Technorati Tags: bloggers, dave winer
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July 29th, 2006
at 3:33pm
Friday funnies - via bLaugh.com: What will Dave Winer do after he quits blogging? Or, as we ask around here, “What Will Dave Do?” WWDD? One prediction: It won’t involve moving to Nashville for a singing career ; ) . [IMG Dave Winer Reduction] Technorati Tags: bloggers, dave winer
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July 30th, 2006
at 12:45am
Friday funnies - via bLaugh.com: What will Dave Winer do after he quits blogging? Or, as we ask around here, “What Will Dave Do?” WWDD? One prediction: It won’t involve moving to Nashville for a singing career ; ) . [IMG Dave Winer Reduction] Technorati Tags: bloggers, dave winer
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July 30th, 2006
at 6:26am
Friday funnies - via bLaugh.com: What will Dave Winer do after he quits blogging? Or, as we ask around here, “What Will Dave Do?” WWDD? One prediction: It won’t involve moving to Nashville for a singing career ; ) . [IMG Dave Winer Reduction] Technorati Tags: bloggers, dave winer
Chris Pirillo
July 31st, 2006
at 3:24am
What Will Dave Winer Do? July 30, 2006 at 7:37 pm · in Comic · Comments [IMG Dave Winer Reduction] Conspiracy theorists are atwitter with the news that Dave Winer will be stepping away from the blogosphere in a mere matter of months. Some groups claim that Dave wants to live out the REST of his days making SOAP in Montana, while others feel that
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July 31st, 2006
at 2:19pm
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