Matt Cutts, Cat Blogger
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According to Neilsen metrics, 99% of the blogosphere is comprised of “cat” posts. This trend began five years ago, when crankygeek John C. Dvorak (inventor of the Dvorak Mouse) issued a challenge to the kitty-loving world.
Within months, blog search indexes like Technoerrati and BlogDagger were flooded with meowy messages and faux feline fansites. Cat bloggers look up to one industry puppet in particular: Henrietta Pussycat. Says Henrietta about the Neilsen number:
Meow meow meow happy, meow. Meow screwed meow meow meow meow meow. Bastards meow meow meow. Meow meow meow moew meow meow spam meow.
In an effort to curb growth of this virtual litter box, Google has begun blacklisting bloggers who have [at one time] published posts about their cat.
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August 2nd, 2006
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[IMG Matt Cutts, Cat Blogger] Google are punishing cat bloggers if they blog about their cat. If you have a dedicated site to cats, or even a passing comment (such as I have) you run the list of being dropped from thier search engines!
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August 2nd, 2006
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March 29th, 2007
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March 10th, 2008
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I learnt a thing, I’m gonna post cat things :-)
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March 11th, 2008
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Cat
July 2nd, 2008
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LOL!
That is a 5 star rating from me
:D
Puppy
July 2nd, 2008
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meow meow meow meow … I mean … woof woof ..
Don Bridges
July 11th, 2008
at 5:24am
ha.. Funny. Nothing wrong with showing love and appreciation for our animals. We need to call google out for their cruelty towards cats!!