Here are more 10 things that Steve Garfield’s mom can’t open:

  • a new checking account
  • that bag of dried prunes
  • her left eyelid
  • for Beyonce Knowles
  • the flatbed scanner lid
  • an airplane seatbelt buckle
  • fire
  • this page in a new window
  • unordered list tags
  • old wounds

Happy 81st birthday to one of the Internet’s wisest elderbloggers, Millie Garfield!

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