Here are more 10 things that Steve Garfield’s mom can’t open:

• a new checking account
• that bag of dried prunes
• her left eyelid
• for Beyonce Knowles
• the flatbed scanner lid
• an airplane seatbelt buckle
• fire
• this page in a new window
• unordered list tags
• old wounds

Happy 81st birthday to one of the Internet’s wisest elderbloggers, Millie Garfield!

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